Sharabi Jocks In Hindi | Funclub

by Hardik (@Funclub) Thursday, July 23, 2015

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Ek sawaal ke 2 jawab… Both are logical !

(1)
Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo?

(2)
Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Quarter ya half?

Banta :- Yaar teri taang kaise toot gai ?
Santa Sharabi :- Daru kam pee thi isliye …
Banta :- Kyaa ??? Daaru kam peene se taang kaise toot sakti hai ?
Santa Sharabi :- Jyada pee hoti to THEKE par hi ludhak gaya hota na !!!

Ek sharabi ki naukri lag gai.

Naukri ke order me likha tha ki company ki taraf se aapko quarter milega.
Apna bhai itna bhola thaa ki subah-subah joining ke time khaali glass aur namkeen lekar pahunch gayaa !!!

Wife: Wo Samney Sharabi Dekh Rahy Ho?
Mein ne Us say 10 Saal Pehley Shadi se Inkar Kia Tha or Wo Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.

Husband: Wah.! ITNA LAMBA JASHAN!