tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77959546937847425972024-02-20T14:38:40.079+05:30Latest Funny MessageLatest Funny Message, whatsapp message, facebook message, facebook status, whatsapp status, Whatsapp Angry Status, Whatsapp emotional Status, Whatsapp Attitude Status, love message, comedy message, funclubHardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comBlogger269125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-45557197569947966572018-11-29T22:52:00.001+05:302018-11-29T22:56:11.570+05:30क्या आप WhatsApp पर ग्रुप चलाते हो<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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किसी ने पूछा, "क्या आप WhatsApp पर ग्रुप चलाते हो?"</div>
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मैंने कहा, "नही, हम अमीर लोग हैं। हमने Admin रखा हुआ है।".</div>
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Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-33349560366461784462017-01-19T10:25:00.000+05:302017-01-19T10:25:47.423+05:30How HR Manager will satisfy employee<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Wife : Lets go for a dinner tonight.</div>
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Husband : (silence for a minute) - Ok, See you at 7.O 'Clock.</div>
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Husband : Once upon a time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.</div>
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Wife : What's so difficult in it?</div>
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Husband : Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult.</div>
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Wife : I can easily beat you.</div>
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Husband : Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.</div>
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Wife : Let us have that competition right now.</div>
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Husband : So you want to see yourself defeated?</div>
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After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up. </div>
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The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted, "You lose."</div>
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Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments. Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return On Investment!</div>
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Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-22429038056113676112017-01-18T18:03:00.000+05:302017-01-18T18:03:55.519+05:30Smart CEO of Company<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"</div>
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Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-29737049750197036482016-12-27T12:25:00.000+05:302016-12-27T12:25:28.392+05:30Why does the male brain cost so much more than the female brain<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The bad new is that you have a Brain tumor And the good news is that we can do a Brain transplant</div>
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We have just admitted a couple who was in a car accident. We can get you one of their brains. The male brain will cost your insurance company Rs.5,00,000, and the female brain will cost Rs.1,00,000."</div>
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The man says "I hate to be rude, but why does the male brain cost so much more than the female brain?" </div>
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The doctor replies "Because the male brain has never been used."</div>
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डॉक्टर - आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए ?<br />
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मरीज - पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी.<br />
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डॉक्टर - तो खाने से इनकार कर देते !<br />
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Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-25362017940119474742016-12-24T10:44:00.000+05:302016-12-24T10:44:39.266+05:30Driving with Wife<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-13785685529574526232016-12-23T16:21:00.000+05:302016-12-23T16:21:01.831+05:30Aaj Ka Faltu Gyan Funny Hindi Jokes SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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उन लड़कों को समर्पित ,,<br />
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आज का ज्ञान<br />सुबह जल्दी 5 बजे<br />उठने का भी एक बढिया फायदा है,<br />फ़ोन चार्ज पर लगाकर(वापस सोकर)<br />आप 8 बजे तक उसकी बैटरी फुल पा सकते है...<div>
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इतिहास गवाह है..<br />"अलार्म बंद करने के बाद जितनी अच्छी नींद आती है.,<br />उतनी अच्छी नींद तो रात में भी नही आती..!!"<div>
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ये लड़कियों की फेक आई डी चलाने<br />बाले<br />लड़के वही है ..<br />.<br />जिन्हें बचपन में बहन की फ्रॉक<br />पहनने का और<br />अपनी मम्मी की विंदी लगाने<br />का शौक चड़ गया था...<div>
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दुनिया वाले पूछते हैं :<br />अधूरे सपने पूरे करने के लिए<br />क्या करना चाहिए ?<br />.<br />.<br />हमारा जवाब है: <br />दोबारा सो जाना चाहिए...<div>
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Richahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12019362484894021690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-41020176972845243232016-12-20T11:01:00.002+05:302016-12-20T11:01:36.600+05:30Finally Pappu Rocks<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Pappu : Doctor saab, Ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?</div>
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Pappu : Phir, Jaldi chaliye Doctor saab.</div>
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Doctor ne Car nikali aur dono Pappu ke ghar pahunch gaye..</div>
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Doctor : Mareez kahan hai?</div>
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Pappu : Mareez - Wareez koi nahi hai, mujhe taxy wala Ghar tak jaane ki 500/- Mang raha tha. aap 300/- mein le aayi.</div>
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Pappu Rocks and Doctor Shocks...</div>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Definition:</span><br />
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated<br />
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1 Sided & 2 Sided<br />
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Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Symptoms:</span><br />
Tension, Daydreaming, Insomnia, Phone Addiction<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Diagnosis:</span><br />
Diary, Photos, Mobile<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Treatment:</span><br />
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe (or) Mother's Sandal......<br />
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नफरतों में क्या रखा हैं...<br /> मोहब्बत से जीना सीखो..<br /> क्योकि<br /> ये दुनियाँ न तो हमारा घर हैं ...<br /> और...<br /> न ही आप का ठिकाना...<br /> याद रहे ! दूसरा मौका सिर्फ कहानियाँ देती हैं , जिन्दगी नहीं...<br /> </div>
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Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-4105344183726402702016-11-27T07:42:00.001+05:302016-11-27T07:44:03.449+05:30Headlines of 2050<p dir="ltr">Headlines of 2050:<br> 1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22 <br> 2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release. <br> 3. I will play the next world cup-Sachin. <br> 4. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding. <br> 5. Petrol-984 Rs/litre. <br> 6. Shahrukh khan's daughter becomes a heroine with Amitabh Bachhan in a luv story titled: Cheeni Khatam <br> 7. CID completd 10,00,000 episodes. <br> 8. Nokia launches new phone..wid facilities lyk..20 sim card,500 gb in built memory, camera,music player,TV,fridge & washing machine in phone. <br> 9. Ram gopal varma's phoonk-23 again failed at box office. <br> 10. India beat Brazil in FIFA world cup. <br> </p> Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-12797118257955334612016-11-26T18:04:00.001+05:302016-11-26T18:10:33.956+05:30Chello divas part 2 special<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Teacher: Home work karyu?<br />
Student: Na nathi karyu.<br />
Teacher: Kem na karyu?<br />
Student: Light noti<br />
Teacher: Minbati karay ne?<br />
Student: Machis noti<br />
Teacher: Machis kem noti?<br />
Student: Mandir ma hati<br />
Teacher: Tyathi lai avay ne?<br />
Student: Nayo noto<br />
Teacher: Kem?<br />
Student-Pani nohtu.<br />
Teacher: Pani kem nohtu?<br />
Student: Motor chalti noti.<br />
Teacher: Motor kem chalti noti?<br />
Student: Pan budhi vagarni kidhu ne light noti.</div>
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Magaj no 8tho kari naykho lya aane teacher kone banavi?.................!!!!<br />
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Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-51712558173415496742016-11-26T10:50:00.001+05:302016-11-26T10:50:22.768+05:30Marriage Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Marriage joke, married, Girl, latest funny message, jokes on husband and wife</div>
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Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a Girl for you<br />
Son : Not possible<br />
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Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter<br />
Son : I m ready.<br />
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Dad goes to Bill Gates<br />
Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter<br />
Bill Gates : Not possible<br />
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Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank<br />
Bill Gates : I m ready<br />
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Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities<br />
Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank<br />
Authorities : Not possible<br />
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Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law<br />
Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed<br />
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Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-14937881943869652342016-11-14T10:42:00.001+05:302016-11-14T10:42:58.190+05:30Pappu serves patients in the Clinic<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_signature"><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div>A Doctor returns to Clinic after a day Off & asks his compounder Mr.Pappu about the Patients.</div><div><br></div><div>Doctor: How did it go.</div><div><br></div><div>Pappu: 1st patient had Headache, I gave SARIDON</div><div>Doctor: Okay</div><div><br></div><div>Pappu: 2nd had running Nose & I gave him COLDARIN</div><div>Impressed Doctor: Good</div><div><br></div><div>Pappu: 3rd was a Lady.She Took-Off her Clothes, climbed nude on the Bed. Opened her Legs And Shouted "Help me, for 5 years I have not seen a Man"</div><div><br></div><div>Excited Doctor: What did u do?</div><div><br></div><div>Pappu: I Put Eye Drops in Her Eyes</div></div><div><br></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-29428710175959364282016-11-14T10:41:00.000+05:302016-11-14T10:42:13.660+05:30Your Heart Is Housefull<div dir="ltr"><div>Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Se Phone Par Baat Kar Rahi Thi.</div><div><br></div><div>Girlfriend: "I Love You So Much, I Will Always Keep You In My Heart."</div><div><br></div><div>Boyfriend: "Please, Do Me A Favour."</div><div><br></div><div>Girlfriend: "Anything For You, Just Say."</div><div><br></div><div>Boyfriend: "Please Keep Me In Your Brain Insted Of Heart."</div><div><br></div><div>Girlfriend: "How Funny, But Why Not In Heart?"</div><div><br></div><div>Boyfriend: "Because Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort." </div><div><br></div></div> Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-83678044113785310302016-11-07T10:48:00.000+05:302016-11-07T10:49:30.162+05:30When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional<div dir="ltr"><font style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px;font-weight:bold">When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional</font><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: Have you brought the grocery?</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : Bad command or filename.</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: But I told you in the morning!</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : Syntax Error. Abort?</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: What about my new TV?</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : Variable not found...</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : Sharing Violation. Access denied...</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : Too many parameters...</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : Data type mismatch.</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: You are useless.</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : It's by Default.</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: What about your Salary?</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : File in use ... Try later.</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">She: What is my value in the family.</span><br style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px">He : Unknown Virus</span><div><span style="color:rgb(96,96,96);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;word-spacing:1px"><br></span></div></div> Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-68518851487964582462016-10-28T15:02:00.000+05:302016-10-28T15:02:33.815+05:30<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi the?<br />
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Kalia: Sarkar 1 <br />
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Gabbar: Aur tum?<br />
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Kalia: 100 <br />
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Gabbar: fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ? <br />
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Kalia : <b>RAJNIKANT</b>. <br />
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Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai...<br />
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Richahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12019362484894021690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-56718939208013518472016-10-24T10:51:00.000+05:302016-10-24T10:52:12.934+05:30Married Person Wish for God<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_signature"><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div>God : I very much impressed with your prayers and Grant you one Wish...You can ask now. </div><div><br></div><div>Man : We want the Road line from India to America.</div><div><br></div><div>God : Its impossible to laying the Road over the countries and Oceans. So, U can go for another Wish</div><div><br></div><div>Man : Okay then, Please make my Wife to accept all of my words.</div><div><br></div><div>God : Oh, U want One-Way or Two-way Road line from India - America</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-10285203825512674352016-10-24T10:50:00.000+05:302016-10-24T10:51:30.901+05:30Pappu's Marriage Joke<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_signature"><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div>One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.</div><div><br></div><div>Professor : What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?</div><div><br></div><div>Pappu : I would want a wife like the moon.</div><div><br></div><div>Professor : Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?</div><div><br></div><div>Pappu : No, no...</div><div><br></div><div>Professor : Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?</div><div><br></div><div>Pappu : No, no...</div><div><br></div><div>Professor : Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?</div><div><br></div><div>Pappu : No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.</div><div><br></div><div>Professor fainted...</div></div><div><br></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-44839129999968410692016-10-23T12:25:00.001+05:302016-10-23T12:25:26.955+05:30Kya khoob likha hai kisine<p dir="ltr">kya khoob likha hai kisine</p> <p dir="ltr">प्यास लगी थी गजब की...<br> मगर पानी मे जहर था...<br><br><br></p> <p dir="ltr">पीते तो मर जाते और ना पीते तो भी मर जाते.<br><br><br><br><br></p> <p dir="ltr">बस यही दो मसले, जिंदगीभर ना हल हुए!!!<br> ना नींद पूरी हुई, ना ख्वाब मुकम्मल हुए!!!<br><br><br><br></p> <p dir="ltr">वक़्त ने कहा.....काश थोड़ा और सब्र होता!!!<br> सब्र ने कहा....काश थोड़ा और वक़्त होता!!!<br><br><br><br></p> <p dir="ltr">सुबह सुबह उठना पड़ता है कमाने के लिए साहेब...।। <br> आराम कमाने निकलता हूँ आराम छोड़कर।।<br><br><br><br><br></p> <p dir="ltr">"हुनर" सड़कों पर तमाशा करता है और "किस्मत" महलों में राज करती है!!<br><br><br><br></p> <p dir="ltr">"शिकायते तो बहुत है तुझसे ऐ जिन्दगी, </p> <p dir="ltr">पर चुप इसलिये हु कि, जो दिया तूने,<br> वो भी बहुतो को नसीब नहीं होता"..<br> अजीब सौदागर है ये वक़्त भी!!!!<br> जवानी का लालच दे के बचपन ले गया....<br></p> <p dir="ltr">अब अमीरी का लालच दे के जवानी ले जाएगा. ......<br><br><br><br><br></p> <p dir="ltr">लौट आता हूँ वापस घर की तरफ... हर रोज़ थका-हारा,<br> आज तक समझ नहीं आया की जीने के लिए काम करता हूँ या काम करने के लिए जीता हूँ।<br></p> <p dir="ltr">"थक गया हूँ तेरी नौकरी से ऐ जिन्दगी<br> मुनासिब होगा मेरा हिसाब कर दे...!!"<br><br><br></p> <p dir="ltr">भरी जेब ने ' दुनिया ' की पहेचान करवाई और खाली जेब ने ' अपनो ' की.</p> <p dir="ltr">जब लगे पैसा कमाने, तो समझ आया,<br> शौक तो मां-बाप के पैसों से पुरे होते थे,<br> अपने पैसों से तो सिर्फ जरूरतें पुरी होती है। ...!!!</p> <p dir="ltr">हंसने की इच्छा ना हो...<br> तो भी हसना पड़ता है...<br> .<br> कोई जब पूछे कैसे हो...??<br> तो मजे में हूँ कहना पड़ता है...<br> .</p> <p dir="ltr">ये ज़िन्दगी का रंगमंच है दोस्तों....<br> यहाँ हर एक को नाटक करना पड़ता है.</p> <p dir="ltr">"माचिस की ज़रूरत यहाँ नहीं पड़ती...<br> यहाँ आदमी आदमी से जलता है...!!"</p> <p dir="ltr">दुनिया के बड़े से बड़े साइंटिस्ट,<br> ये ढूँढ रहे है की मंगल ग्रह पर जीवन है या नहीं,</p> <p dir="ltr">पर आदमी ये नहीं ढूँढ रहा<br> कि जीवन में मंगल है या नहीं।</p> <p dir="ltr">मंदिर में फूल चढ़ा कर आए तो यह एहसास हुआ कि...</p> <p dir="ltr">पत्थरों को मनाने में ,<br> फूलों का क़त्ल कर आए हम </p> <p dir="ltr">गए थे गुनाहों की माफ़ी माँगने ....<br> वहाँ एक और गुनाह कर आए हम ।। </p> <p dir="ltr">अगर दिल को छु जाये तो शेयर जरूर करे..</p> Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795954693784742597.post-28947090184053137882016-10-19T17:17:00.001+05:302016-10-19T17:17:01.658+05:30Funny love message on Jio Sim<p dir="ltr">મસ્ત લવ સ્ટોરી...</p> <p dir="ltr">એક કપલ બીચ પર બેઠું હતું. છોકરી ઉદાસ હતી.</p> <p dir="ltr">છોકરો- શું થયું? <br> છોકરી કશું બોલી નઈ. </p> <p dir="ltr">છોકરો- કેમ નારાજ છે?<br> તો પણ છોકરી દરિયા સામે ઉદાસ આંખે જોઈ રહી.</p> <p dir="ltr">છોકરો- જો તું નઈ બોલે તો મને ખોટું લાગશે.<br> છોકરીના આંખમાં આંસુ આવી ગયા.</p> <p dir="ltr">છોકરો- હવે તો તારે કારણ કહેવું પડશે નહિ તો હું જીવ આપી દઇશ.</p> <p dir="ltr">છોકરીએ ભીની આંખે નીચે જોયું અને પોતાની આંગળી વડે રેત પર લખ્યું...</p> <p dir="ltr">'જિયો'નું સીમકાર્ડ જોઈએ છે.</p> <p dir="ltr">#Funny #love #message on #Jio #Sim<br></p> Hardikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216924252175241111noreply@blogger.com