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Students life and their moments..

Most Irritating Moment : Morning Alarms

Most Dreadful Moment : Way to Class

Most Lovely Time : Meeting Friends

Most Tragic News : Test in 1st period

Most Wonderful News : Teacher is absent

Most Relaxing Area : Last Bench

Most Funny Moment : Teacher cracks a Joke and nobody laughs....

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It was oral examination in the standard two.

The class teacher asked various questions to the students.

She asked Tom, 'Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet 'E'?
Tom replied 'ELEPHANT'

Teacher asked him again "Name an animal that starts with alphabet 'T'.
Tom replied 'Two Elephants'

Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied 'Ten Elephants'

Annoyed teacher, asked him "Name an animal that starts with alphabet 'M'
Tom replied 'Mother Elephant'

The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied 'May be an Elephant'

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Teacher was teaching Mahabagavatha to 6th std students.

"Kansa heard Devaki's 8th son would kill him.So he put Devaki & Vasudev in prison."

1st child was born. Kansa killed him by poison.

2nd was born and Kansa killed him by sword.

3rd was born and so on...

At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If Kansa knew that the 8th son would kill him, Why did he kept Devaki & Vasudev in same Jail?"

Teacher fainted !!

Generation gap, but common sense !