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Once in a soap industry in Japan, 

The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it(i.e empty box).
To avoid the problem in the future, Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
To check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line....

If Same problem occurred in India..
Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside the assembly line & Empty boxes were flown away!....

That is Indian's Talent..

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation.
So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:

Manager: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.

Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have?
Man: 18 days.

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Man: 4 days.

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Man: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?
Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 2 days Sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day?
Man: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming?
Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing company money all these days.

Moral: NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

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Pappu Gave A Secret Password For E-Banking
"Ram-Sita-Laxman-Hanuman-Jamwant-Sughriv-Bali-Vibhishan-Delhi-Spiderman"

Somu: Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??

Pappu: Kya Karoon? Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password Me

Minimum 8 Characters, 1 Capital Aur Ek Special Character Zaroori Hai...

A Girl's facebook status: "Today I traveled in Bus after long time."

Comments On Facebook by Male friends with 70 likes:

1. Awww, so sweet..!!!
2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!!
4. You went without me..?
5. Wonderful dear..!!!
6. Superlike..
7. Be safe in bus ha...!!!!!



When a Boy updates same status: "Today I traveled in Bus after long time."

Comments left by same Male friends with 1 like

1. Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2. Bus yahi teri aukat hai.!!
3. Kamine ab auto mein bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..?
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!
5. Usi bus ka conductor bun ja kutte.
And the best one is...
6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari?

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai...
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Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain...
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Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte!!!

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An House Holder introducing his family

1. She is my Wife.... Google Mehra..
She will give 10 answers for a Question.

2. He is my Son... Mr.Facebookdeep Chopra..
He will reveal the matters to all the people in the colony.

3. She is my Daughter... Twitterpreet Mehra..
All the colony members follows her.

4. And me Orkutdeeraj Chopra...
No one asks me...

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एक शैतानी चुड़ैल ने 60 साल के हस्बैंड एंड वाइफ से कहा ..........
मैं तुम दोनों की एक एक विश पूरी कर सकती हूँ ........
Wife :- मैं अपने पति के साथ सारी
दुनिया घूमना चाहती हूँ ........
चुड़ैल ने चुटकी बजायी और 2 टिकट्स आ गए ........
फिर हस्बैंड से पूछा .................
तुम बोलो क्या चाहते हो ??
Husband :- मुझे अपने से 30 साल छोटी वाइफ चाहिए ..
चुड़ैल ने चुटकी बजायी और हस्बैंड को
90 साल का कर दिया !!
Moral :- आदमी को याद रखना चाहिए के
चुड़ैल भी औरत ही होती है .
HA HA HAHAHA....!!!!

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नौकरी के लिए इंटरव्यू चल रहा था....

बहुत लम्बी लाइन लगी हुई थी...

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गेट पर लिख था..... अंदर आने के लिए जो सबसे कम शब्द बोलेगा उसे नौकरी दी जाएगी...

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अब कोई कहता था:- may I cm in sr

कोई कहता था:- क्या में अन्दर आ सकती हु ।

कोई कुछ कहता कोई कुछ कहता........




तभी एक गुजरात वाले का नंबर आया उसने कमरे के गेट में गर्दन भीतर डाली और बोला
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आवु





Direct select....



Gujarati is very effective language.

In English:

"I'm sorry, can't hear u properly, can you please repeat what's the matter...?"
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गुजरातीमां एक ज शब्दमां काम पती जाय...
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"हें"

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न्यूटन के प्यार के नियम

सार्वत्रिक (यूनिवर्सल) नियम:
प्यार को न तो पैदा किया जा सकता है और न
ही नष्ट किया जा सकता है, इसे केवल कुछ धन
की क्षति के साथ एक गर्ल फ्रेंड से दूसरी गर्लफ्रेंड में
स्थानांतरित किया जा सकता है….!!


पहला नियम : लड़का , लड़की को हमेशा प्यार
करता रहेगा और लड़की भी लडके को प्यार
करना जारी रखेगी तब तक जब तक कि कोई
बाह्य बल (लड़की के बाप एवं भाई द्वारा लडके
की टाँगे तोड़कर ) न लगाया जाये…!


दूसरा नियम : एक दुसरे के प्रेम में डूबे युगल में
लड़की द्वारा लड़के से किये जाने वाले प्रेम
की मात्रा में परिवर्तन, लडके के बेंक बेलेंस
की मात्रा के अनुक्रमानुपाती होता है…!


तीसरा नियम : लड़की द्वारा प्रेम निवेदन
अस्वीकार किये जाने में प्रयुक्त आरोपित बल,
उसके सेंडल द्वारा प्रयोग किये जाने वाले बल के
समान एवं विपरीत दिशा में होता है…!!

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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100


Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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kalia : RAJNIKANT.

Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai…

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Shadi me dulhan ko ghunghat me kyun rakha jata hai..???
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Nahi pata.
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Taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye.
Abe ye to meri wali thi….

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Ek pagal tha,
Itna pagal tha,
Bilkul pagal tha,
Jabardast pagal tha,
Bahut khatarnak pagal tha,
Lekin Aap mat ghabrao
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Aapke samne to wo kuch b nhi tha

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Duniya k saare dard ek taraf
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Aur slow internet chalne ka dard ek taraf....

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Ek driver ki seat ke piche likha tha
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Agar Khuda ne chaha to manjil tak paucha doonga,
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agar nazar chuki to Maa Kasam,
Khuda se he mila doonga . .. !

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Teacher : Complete the sentence..
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"Early to bed and early to rise.."
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Student : This Man has no interest in his wife…

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Why I hate CID...
Example
LADY : Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA : Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?
LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET : Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??
LADY : Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP : My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho…