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1] SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
2] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food...
3] People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
4] Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
5] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity...
6] I will be back before you pronunce bla bla bla.
7] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
8] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
9] Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
10] Contributing to entropy since 1994.
11] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
12] ”And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
13] lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
14] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
15] I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
16] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
17] I can see you checking my whatsapp status.
18] Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
19] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20] Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
21] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
22] fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
22] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
23] My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
24] We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
25] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
26] Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
27] formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
28] To infinity…. and beyond!!!
29] Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
30] I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
31] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
32] Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
33] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
34] Waiting for wi-fi network.
35] Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
36] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. ……
37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
38] Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.
39] You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
40] Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
41] Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
42] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
43] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
44] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
45] Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
46] Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
47] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
48] I took IQ test …..results were negative
49] Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
50] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
51] Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
52] I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
53] My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
54] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
55] Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
56] One more password got married…!!
57] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
58] You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. ……..
59] Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
60] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
61] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
62] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
63] Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
64] Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
65] I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
66] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
67] Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
68] Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
69] I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
70] Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
71] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
72] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
73] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
74] A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
75] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
76] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
77] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
78] ”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
79] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
80] Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
81] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
82] I’m cool but global warming made me hot
83] When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
84] Without me its just awso.
85] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
86] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature
87] Error: status unavailable
88] I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.
89] I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
90] Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
91] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
92] Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
93] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
94] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
95] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
96] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
97] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
98] apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
99] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
100] I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
