Teacher: Home work karyu?
Student: Na nathi karyu.
Teacher:  Kem na karyu?
Student: Light noti
Teacher: Minbati karay ne?
Student: Machis noti
Teacher: Machis kem noti?
Student: Mandir ma hati
Teacher: Tyathi lai avay ne?
Student: Nayo noto
Teacher: Kem?
Student-Pani nohtu.
Teacher: Pani kem nohtu?
Student: Motor chalti noti.
Teacher: Motor kem chalti noti?
Student: Pan budhi vagarni kidhu ne light noti.

Magaj no 8tho kari naykho lya  aane teacher kone banavi?.................!!!!

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Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!

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First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ‘0’
aur vertically karo to ‘3’

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant..

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Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…

Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?

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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?

Anyone guess

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The Great Khali

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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..

Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.

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Rajinikanth purchased a road roller…

Guess why??????

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To Iron his Clothes.....

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Sunny Leone’s mom: Beti glass ka doodh pee lo…
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Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.
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Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise
hogi?
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Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir
bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi
ho jaungi.
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Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi
beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz
ho jaungi.
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Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh
pee leti hoon..gut….gut…gut…
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Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..
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Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak
kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!
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Bas karo darindo…
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Soch Badlo…
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Toh Desh Badlega...