क्या आप WhatsApp पर ग्रुप चलाते हो
किसी ने पूछा, "क्या आप WhatsApp पर ग्रुप चलाते हो?" . . . . . . . . . मैंने कहा, "नही, हम अमीर लोग हैं। हमने Admin रखा हुआ है।". 😄😄😄
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How HR Manager will satisfy employee
Hardik•Thursday, January 19, 2017
Wife : Lets go for a dinner tonight. Husband (HR Manager) Ok. Husband : Should we go to a cheaper restaurant ? Wife : No. Let's go to Royal Palace hotel. Husband : (silence for a minute) - Ok, See
Continue Reading →Smart CEO of Company
Hardik•Wednesday, January 18, 2017
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
Continue Reading →Why does the male brain cost so much more than the female brain
Hardik•Tuesday, December 27, 2016
A man has a headache and goes to see the doctor. The doctor says "I have bad news and good news. " The bad new is that you have a Brain tumor And the good news is that we can
Continue Reading →Wife etane late kese
Hardik•Monday, December 26, 2016
Wife: इतने लेट कैसे ? Husband: वो क्या होगया ना की एक आदमीकी १००० रुपये की नोट गूम हो गयी थी | Wife: अच्छा ... तो तुम क्या उसे धुंड ने में मदद कर रहे थे ? Husband: नहीं ...
Continue Reading →App ke dant kese tute
Hardik•Monday, December 26, 2016
डॉक्टर - आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए ? मरीज - पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी. डॉक्टर - तो खाने से इनकार कर देते ! मरीज – जी, वही तो किया था … !!!
Continue Reading →Driving with Wife
Hardik•Saturday, December 24, 2016
Driving with wife, drinking, speeding, husband and wife jokes, latest funny message A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, "Do you know that you were
Continue Reading →Aaj Ka Faltu Gyan Funny Hindi Jokes SMS
Richa•Friday, December 23, 2016
Aaj ka faltu gyan, funny hindi jokes and sms, comedy gyan, funny whatsapp message, latest funny message उन लड़कों को समर्पित ,, जो साइज़ जीरो वाली लड़कियों के लिए पागल रहते हैं ___ ? प्यार करना है तो दिल से
Continue Reading →Finally Pappu Rocks
Hardik•Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Pappu tez baarish mein Doctor ke pass gaya Pappu : Doctor saab, Ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai? Doctor : Rs.300/- Pappu : Phir, Jaldi chaliye Doctor saab. Doctor ne Car nikali aur dono Pappu ke ghar pahunch gaye..
Continue Reading →A Smart Doctor
Hardik•Tuesday, December 20, 2016
A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we can't treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000. He says
Continue Reading →Lady wants to test his 3 son in laws
Hardik•Tuesday, December 20, 2016
A Lady had three son in laws. To know which one of them loved her. She took one of them to a lake and pretended to be drowned. The son in law saved her. Next morning a Honda City was
Continue Reading →Manager is Always right
Hardik•Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Manager : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee : That's easy, 49. Manager : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee : Open
Continue Reading →Explanation of Love by a Student
Hardik•Monday, November 28, 2016
Question : What is Love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks) USA's Student : Love is life. (marks : 10 from 40) UK's Student : Love is pain. (marks : 10 from 40) Indian Student: Definition: A serious disorder of heart due to
Continue Reading →Nafratome kya rakha hai
Hardik•Monday, November 28, 2016
नफरतों में क्या रखा हैं... मोहब्बत से जीना सीखो.. क्योकि ये दुनियाँ न तो हमारा घर हैं ... और... न ही आप का ठिकाना... याद रहे ! दूसरा मौका सिर्फ कहानियाँ देती हैं , जिन्दगी नहीं...
Continue Reading →Headlines of 2050
Hardik•Sunday, November 27, 2016
Headlines of 2050: 1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22 2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release. 3. I will play the next world cup-Sachin. 4. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding. 5. Petrol-984 Rs/litre. 6. Shahrukh khan's daughter becomes a heroine with Amitabh
Continue Reading →Chello divas part 2 special
Hardik•Saturday, November 26, 2016
Teacher: Home work karyu? Student: Na nathi karyu. Teacher: Kem na karyu? Student: Light noti Teacher: Minbati karay ne? Student: Machis noti Teacher: Machis kem noti? Student: Mandir ma hati Teacher: Tyathi lai avay ne? Student: Nayo noto Teacher: Kem?
Continue Reading →Marriage Joke
Hardik•Saturday, November 26, 2016
Marriage joke, married, Girl, latest funny message, jokes on husband and wife Start class="fbmetaImg bigimg" Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a Girl for you Son : Not possible Dad : Think twice she is
Continue Reading →Pappu serves patients in the Clinic
Hardik•Monday, November 14, 2016
A Doctor returns to Clinic after a day Off & asks his compounder Mr.Pappu about the Patients.Doctor: How did it go.Pappu: 1st patient had Headache, I gave SARIDONDoctor: OkayPappu: 2nd had running Nose & I gave him COLDARINImpressed Doctor: GoodPappu:
Continue Reading →Your Heart Is Housefull
Hardik•Monday, November 14, 2016
Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Se Phone Par Baat Kar Rahi Thi.Girlfriend: "I Love You So Much, I Will Always Keep You In My Heart."Boyfriend: "Please, Do Me A Favour."Girlfriend: "Anything For You, Just Say."Boyfriend: "Please Keep Me In Your Brain Insted
Continue Reading →When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional
Hardik•Monday, November 07, 2016
When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT ProffessionalHe: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."She: Have you brought the grocery?He : Bad command or filename.She: But I told you in the morning!He : Syntax Error. Abort?She: What
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