Manager : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.
Manager : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Manager : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Manager : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Manager : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Manager : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Manager : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!
Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Manager has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.'
