A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we can't treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Doctor: " I can't feel any taste on my tongue... "
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What the hell ...its URINE!! "
The doctor says, " Congratulations, your sense of taste is back now ".
The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doctor, I have lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! please put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor, but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations, your memory is back.
Moral: Don't try to be over smart with Doctors...
