One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.
Professor : What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu : I would want a wife like the moon.
Professor : Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?
Pappu : No, no...
Professor : Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?
Pappu : No, no...
Professor : Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?
Pappu : No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.
Professor fainted...
