Facebook status jokes

by Hardik Patel (@Funclub) Saturday, May 21, 2016


A Girl's facebook status: "Today I traveled in Bus after long time."

Comments On Facebook by Male friends with 70 likes:

1. Awww, so sweet..!!!
2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!!
4. You went without me..?
5. Wonderful dear..!!!
6. Superlike..
7. Be safe in bus ha...!!!!!



When a Boy updates same status: "Today I traveled in Bus after long time."

Comments left by same Male friends with 1 like

1. Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2. Bus yahi teri aukat hai.!!
3. Kamine ab auto mein bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..?
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!
5. Usi bus ka conductor bun ja kutte.
And the best one is...
6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari?