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I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent freind.
Then God gifted me you and said.
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, It's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
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Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
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Boy: I Love u
Girl: I dont Love u
Boy: Think again?
Girl: told u. No no & no
Boy: Ok!!! Waiter, bring seperate bills.
Girl: ok ok....... I Love u too........
