Teacher Student Funny Jokes | Funclub

by Hardik (@Funclub) Friday, July 17, 2015

#Teacher and #Student Funny #Jokes | #Funclub

Teacher: Kids, What Does The Chicken Give You?
Student: Meat!
Teacher: Very Good! Now What Does The Pig Give You?
Student: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And What Does The Fat Cow Give You?
Student: Homework! lol

Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

Guruji: Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar, bado aadmi ban jayego
Student: Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto

Bubbli class mei gadha le aye

Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?

Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein k
mei bade bade gadho ko insan bna deti hu