Funny Messages And Jocks For Facebook | Funclub

by Hardik (@Funclub) Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Funny Messages And Jocks For Facebook

#Funny #Messages And #Jocks For #Facebook Status | #Funclub

Husband: Call Ambulance! I'm having a heart attack!
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Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password!
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Husband: Its okay, I'm fine!
Men will be men

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FACEBOOK FEVER -
A Guy Updates His Status -
' I'm Gonna Sleep On Terrace Tonight '
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7O Mosquitoes 'Liked' His Status..

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband....!!

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What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...

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Boy: What’s wrong?

Girl: I’m just worried that someday,
you won’t love me anymore.
You’ll love another girl instead.

Boy: Sure I’ll love another girl,
five or ten years from now.
I’ll love another girl and she’ll call you
mommy.