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The Boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the Air.

The Girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the Cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The Boy replies back: "Hey, I am a Programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

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A Boy text A Girl

Boy : Hey!!

Girl : Hi, What are you doing?

Boy : Texting the most beautiful Girl in the World...

Girl : Oh! How cute!
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Boy : Yes! But she is not replying me.. So, texting you..

Boy explaining Computer problem to a Girl on Phone

Boy: Right-Click on 'My Computer'

Girl: Done..

NextBoy: Now click on 'Manage' and then click on 'Device Manager'

Girl: Okay.. then

Boy: Just look at the top ... What is there?

Girl: Ceiling Fan is there...

Boy Fainted down

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When a Boy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!



When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!

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Two girls were traveling in the Train, and one of them asked the other

Girl1: "How do you want your husband to be?"

Girl2: "I want Crorepati"

Girl1: "ohh...If you didn't get Crorepati ?"

Girl2: "hmm... I want 2 guys worth of 50 Lakh each"

Girl1: "Oh..If you didn't get 50 Lakh guys, then?"

Girl2: "I want 4 guys worth of 25 Lakh each"

By listening all these words, Pappu who was sleeping on the Upper Berth replied them...

Pappu: "Please tell me once it get reached Rs.1000"